SOUR CREAM

It only makes sense that my first article would be the on the greatest condiment ever created by man. Sour cream, and preferably Daisy sour cream, is a staple in my kitchen and I have a lot of foods that I eat it with. Daisy is the preferred brand due to taste, not due to the cheesy little inspirational sayings on the container seal.

Sour cream makes a fantastic dip. I have turned a lot of people on to this, and in that I take personal pride. Tortilla chips, pretzels, and potato chips...the salty and milky combo is quite delicious. Just make sure that you put some sour cream in bowl and don't eat the sour cream directly out of the container...my experience has shown me that mothers don't like that.
I also use sour cream on almost any mexican dish. At Taco Bell, I only get the soft taco supreme because it's the one that comes with both sour cream and tomato (another obsession for another time). Nachos, tacos, dirty rice...many of these are also accompanied by cheese (yet another obsession). Many of my favorite dishes also happen to include sour cream by nature, including the ever delicious "chicken gook" or "chicken divine". Look it up...its easy and delish.
I don't know if it has something to do with my being of Irish decent, but I also feel that no baked potato is complete without butter, salt, bacon bits, cheese, and SOUR CREAM. One can't overload the spud with any one ingredient, but one must maintain the proper ratios. A small "dollop" will do. If you don't know what a dollop is, watch more TV.

When I visit my parents, especially if I'm going to be staying over night, have sour cream on hand. My parents have tried to break me of this habit, but to no avail. My mom has also tried to make it so that I at least eat fat free or low-fat sour cream. I refuse. Sour cream in which the fat content has been tampered is disgusting and has this acid-esque taste to it. If you can't have Daisy, at least have full fat sour cream. Seriously.
It is a running joke among my friends concerning the amount of sour cream I eat, or that I always have it in the fridge. Oh well. I enjoy my sour cream. :)
I'm peachy!
Next up: probably Coca-Cola.