things i learned yesterday at college:
1. dave amodei can't count.
2. (in reference to number one) don't let dave amodei mix you drinks.
3. just because a cocktail has a cherry at the bottom, does not mean you should have more than one.
4. playing "never have i ever" with new people can be scary.
5. if you are too drunk to type, go to bed.
6. turn in your roommate agreement on time...otherwise the ra will find you when you are drunk and that's never a comfortable experience.
7. my boyfriend is a very understanding person.
8. i think i have a water fairy.
9. don't fucking drink on a monday night when you have a 8 am on tuesday.
just a sampling, but still.
i'm peachy.
5 comments:
HAHAHAHA!
A-fucking-MEN.
wow. reading that made me miss all you guys like WHOA.
also, my word verification for this was "emsexy" - wtf?!
i loveeeeeeeeeeee drunky megan. especially when i dont expect it and its a suprise. like when you slid down the stairs.
do it again!!!
My MOM doesn't have a drinking problem...on the contrary; there are no problems while she's drinking :)
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